π¨ The Human Trap
π¨ The Human Trap
If you stay a human without armor (aka Unincorporated or Sole Proprietor), the system makes you pay:
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You’re taxed at the highest rates.
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You carry 100% liability (your house, car, savings all on the hook).
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You get none of the perks corporations get.
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You’re the raw material — taxed to death while corporations float above.
Moral of their game: Time to Incorporate… or Time to Get Screwed.
π΅ 1. Sole Proprietorship (SP) — “You = The Business”
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Who uses it? Side hustlers, beginners, dreamers.
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Reality: No protection, all liability, pay full self-employment tax (15.3% before income tax even starts).
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Rant: SPs are milk cows — they keep the system fed while offering you zero shield. If Amazon ran as an SP they’d be bankrupt in a week.
π£ 2. General Partnership (GP) — “Friends in Debt Together”
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Who uses it? Two or more people starting up without armor.
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Reality: All partners fully liable for each other’s mistakes. Taxed same as SP, just multiplied.
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Rant: GP is a poverty pact — the government loves it because every partner is on the hook, and there’s no shield at all.
π’ 3. Limited Liability Company (LLC) — “Starter Armor”
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Who uses it? Small biz, family shops, indie creatives.
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Reality: Finally separates you from your business. Flexible taxes (SP, Partnership, S-Corp, or C-Corp election).
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Rant: This is the first “real armor” — but watch the trap: states hit you with annual fees, franchise taxes, and paperwork just for existing. Meanwhile, mega corps get custom loopholes that wipe out billions.
π‘ 4. Corporation (C-Corp) — “Empire Armor”
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Who uses it? Big tech, Wall Street, multinationals.
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Reality: Separate legal person. Pays 21% flat corporate tax (lower than many middle-class humans). Then shareholders pay again on dividends (the “double tax”).
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Rant: The “double tax” is smoke. They dodge it with reinvestment, executive salaries, offshore subsidiaries, and accounting magic. That’s how Amazon, Google, and Exxon can pay $0 some years while you’re sweating quarterly estimates.
π 5. S-Corporation (S-Corp) — “Small Empire Hack”
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Who uses it? Family businesses, professional firms, entrepreneurs.
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Reality: Profits pass through to owners, avoiding the C-Corp double tax. Owners pay themselves a “reasonable salary” and take the rest as distributions (no self-employment tax).
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Rant: IRS hammers the “reasonable salary” rule on small biz… but lets billionaires take stock options taxed at capital gains (lower rate). Hypocrisy much?
⚪ 6. Nonprofit (501(c)(3)) — “The Sacred Armor”
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Who uses it? Churches, charities, schools, hospitals.
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Reality: Tax-exempt if you stay mission-pure. Donations deductible. Can access grants.
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Rant: The holy path, but also the biggest loophole. Mega “nonprofits” hoard wealth, build empires (hello, televangelists), and pay no tax. Meanwhile, your tiny healing circle gets buried in 1023 paperwork just to hand out food without tax police breathing down your neck.
π₯ The Pattern
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SP & GP = the penalty box for regular humans (pay, pay, pay).
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LLC = basic shield, but nickel-and-dimed by states.
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C-Corp/S-Corp = where the big boys live — massive loopholes, lobbyists write their tax breaks.
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Nonprofit = sacred when real, scammy when corrupted — used as castles for wealth-hoarders.
✨ The truth? Corporations are built not just for protection — but for extraction. If you’re human and unincorporated, you’re food. If you armor up, you get perks. If you armor up at scale, you can dodge almost everything.
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